Off The Reservation

Bud Adams, the owner of the Tennessee Titans, and a not too recent graduate from Clown College, AND perhaps the third stookidest owner in the NFL, is saying he WANTS Peyton Manning, and is prepared to make him very happy. This is the same intellectual mountain that brought in Steve McNair - an OK QB that pushed his way up to mediocrity and then slowly crashed. THEN, in a fit of aggravated mental acuity, he insisted on drafting Vince YoungintheCococnut, or as Bud would put it: "Steve McNair lite", who proceeded to beat the stinkbutt teams, and lose to the better ones, and then show the same intellectual dynamics reflected by his score in the mid-single digits on the Wundrelick calibration, by melting down in the head when things didn't go the way he wanted.

OK, so we look to become a slightly better than average team, mebbe make the playoffs every other year or so; and NOW, our Helium Head leader, wants to spend multi-millions on a great person and perhaps the PAST - best QB of his generation, which will be a major waste of bucks, when we need DL's, DB's, LB's, WR's, and prolly better equipment managers. But nooooooooooooooooo, we're gonna engender a bit o good publicity, and have a lot of sessions of smiling and shaking hands and stale finger food, by bringing in the "Big P". I think the old man has gone completely around the bend and needs to be permanently set in his rocking chair out on his lake villa somewhere in the wilds surrounding Houston, and leave the football operational decisions to someone that has a clue. And another thing.............................