Off The Reservation

Spanish ladies huh. Better behave or the "Dons" will gitcha!

Fri = Early work-out. Meet with possible furniture store conglomerate to pitch them on placing their advertising. Follow up on loose ends, and end of week paperwork.
Sat. = Early morning work-out. New Indoor/Outdoor Audio system is being delivered so have to hang out and wait for it. If it comes in time, will go see the "Bourne Legacy". For once have convinced the wife to see a 'real' move, and not no cry-lady or cartoon crap. Told her I'd buy her a ginormous poppedcorns and onea them big 'n ugly blue slushies drinks. Yuuuuuuck!
Sun. = Claire is an Acolyte, means she gets to carry the fire into the church and light the candles on the altar without starting a conflagration. Wish I could help - the table cloth would never be the same. We've DVR'd about fiddy hours of stuff due the Olympics hogging all the prime time TV slots. Will try to catch up. Won't know which way to turn on Sun. night.
1. Breaking Bad.
2. Hell on Wheels
3. True Blood.
4. Newsroom (sucks).

Seriously, I always post that emoticon ITT, but I'm almost always posting over a cup of coffee. I love some damn coffee.

I'm helping my dad move some furniture this morning, then hanging out until the Dolphins preseason game starts tonight. I'm actually pretty excited for it, because I'll probably get a good look at the team at least until halftime because of the QB battle going on. I'm actually a big fan of Tannehill's, even though I wasn't before.

Then Sunday night MUHHHHHHHHHHHHH BREAKING BAD I SO ESSITED

Just had breakfast at this little Cuban bakery with my dad. Channeled my inner Corch Coffee and ordered a Cuban coffee. This thing is going to keep me up for days.

Just for that I'm going to have a Cuban sangwich today. Mwahahahaha.

Your position as King of the Stinkbutts was about to be usurped by the Great and Powerful Ocho, perhaps Napolean, and even N8Nole. However, in light of your recent behavior, that encomium is no longer in jeopardy.

1 = Equa's gay dog. I want to kill it - twice.
2 = Equa still doesn't know enough to come in out of the Meyeameye sun.
3 = A tattoo he received while in jail recently, for accosting teeny boppers from foreign lands, who didn't know no better.

Wow Nash. I would never do anything to be King of the Stinkbutts or in Equas league.

I know THAT! Equa don't however, and we need to keep him guessing and on his toes.

Me 'n Och 'n Jay and the gang, think you're OK, and will soon administer the double-secret-probationary-signofthe-stinkbutt initiation ceremony to you, during which you will have to swear to uphold the precepts of our enclave; i.e., to give equanole unmitigated heck at every turn and laugh at his meager attempts to lure females into his sphere of influence. I understand it covers at least two blocks of the projects.

We're in desperate need of a logo icon for our flag. If you have any graphic artist skills, and can trot out a few ideas for us to peruse, upon our favorable selection of one on them, we will waive your initiation fee, and first year's annual dues.

Like a baws.

This guy.

Down at the YMCA this morning, we had another chubby chick face-plant on the the treadmill. She wasn't ORCA fat like the other one, in fact she was fairly cute. I tried to start mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on her, but my wife and the resident Red Cross nurse, managed to prevent me from taking care of business. Wouldn't let me listen to her heart beat with my ear to her chest either.

I mean - really! Jump in to help save a life, and get absolutely no thanks for it!