Off The Reservation

What part of "it's summer, finals just ended, and I have no intention of waking up at 8 AM without smelling a damn good breakfast" don't you people understand?

SMH. Ingrates.

Atleast if you are going to do it half butt, post it the night before. You better have made all A's or we are going to sick Uncle Nash on you.

Don't you dare speak to that freak old man.

You're first on the list buddy!

I've been lookin for a good rumble........

Yeah, you betta go hide inside yer submarine! If you stick yer coconut out then........

C'mon I got something fer ya!
C'mon I got something fer ya!
I said C'mon, GIT SOME!

Yeah! I'll take twoa those please. There's this one curmudgeon in our neighborhood that's an ice hole of the first water, and all of us want to send him one of these for breakfast. What the hell is this thing anyway? If they're cheap I'll take three.

You get an up - vote for explosiveness. This time!

Bandy the Seminole Cat, is the bane of all creatures in the neighborhood. Birds, field voles, mice, moles, rats, squirrels, baby possums and other cats are dead dead dead if they come into her territory. I get a nice "present" on the driveway or on the back steps nearly every day, and her reward is a little bito milk. The mole population of our area is WAY down due to her depradations.

She took on a fairly sizable lab mix last year, and got tore into him so thoroughly that I had to stump up the rhino for a fairly hefty VET bill - for the dog. She took out one of his eyes.

Funny thing, she's gentle around people, and is the only cat I've ever owned, read about or heard about that will let you stroke it's belly. She actually likes little kids, while my other feline - Bonaire, runs under the bed when kids come over.

She got her name, 'cause when she was a tiny kitten, she liked to sleep under my Seminole tackle football helmet, or on some Seminole micro-bead pillows with the Indian Face on them. She tore them up and I had micro-beads all over creation, so I had to take them away from her. She rules the roost, and when our games are on, Claire holds her in her lap for a bit, so she gets to watch us win sometimes. I think she just may be more interested in the Brisket or Pulled Pork, but I ain't really sure, as she does like a good scrap and there is no fence around her boyo! Git some!