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Is it legal...

  • ...for these people to drive these motorized scooters on major roads?

    I only ask because twice the past 2 days I have almost taken a life by hitting some of these idiots with a much larger motorized scooter with 4 wheels, a roof, a trunk, and multiple seats. The first time it happened, I was kinda shaken up, as the guy was riding right in the middle of the road where a larger road turns off. Had I not been going 5mph around the turn, I'd have hit him and killed him.

    The second time it happened (today), I was just pissed. Almost an identical situation.

    I understand these people have to get around, but certainly there are restrictions on this, yes? Pedestrians can't even walk down the middle of a road at an intersection...why should these people get to?

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    WillyDees

  • Certainly illegal. I suggest you citizen's arrest them. Do you own cuffs?

    /satire.

    Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumu [My name is Legion, for we are many.]

    Cuthbert

  • Do some research, hippie.

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    equanole

  • equanole said...

    Do some research, hippie.

    Nice link.

    Short answer- yes, it is legal to drive them on the road. It is also legal to run them over. Second sentence is sarcasm.

    FSULaura

  • equanole said...

    Do some research, hippie.

    Yes,because this looks VERY user friendly. I guess I will have all the time in the world when I am in jail for manslaughter

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    WillyDees

  • FSULaura said...

    Nice link.

    Short answer- yes, it is legal to drive them on the road. It is also legal to run them over. Second sentence is sarcasm.

    But they have to abide by traffic laws, yes? Both of my incidents were gross violations.

    Im stashing a mini of jim beam in my glove box. Gonna douse him with it when I inevitably DO hit him.

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    WillyDees

  • Make sure it isn't one of the KEY players.

    KEY is sarcasm. (for the dummies)

    atgreek

  • WillyDees said...

    Im stashing a mini of jim beam in my glove box. Gonna douse him with it when I inevitably DO hit him.

    Pull up as close as you can get, as quietly as you can.
    While rider is still unaware of the imminent danger,
    Lay on horn in staccato blasts.
    Rider will crap pants, and most likely head into drainage ditch,
    hopefully lined with concrete at the bottom and sides.
    Bells will ring inside coconut - if helmet stays on.
    You drive away humming Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
    "There's a Killer on Road!"
    "His Brain is squirmin' like a Toad."
    "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
    sarcasmchop

    This post was edited by Nashnole on 3/15/2013 at 7:16 AM

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    Nashnole