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Guess what's for breakfast?

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3 months ago

1. I knew there was something greasy goin' on!
2. Oh those crazy caucazoids!
3. Well, they need some protein too - I guess. I don't want dis.
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3 months ago

1. WTF? Zombie kids!
2. Makes me strong like bull!
3. Stand back, or else!
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1. All god's carnivores love Bacon. Me too!
2. I want dis for me name day!
3. Oh, those pesky Brits. At least it's not Boiled Beef Ice Cream! Yeeeeeech!
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3 months ago

1. Laura's secret is out! Cool!
2. The perfect combo for wake up time.
3. See, the grease helps Uncle Nash's whiskers to become oh so moist, and makes it easy to scrape them off. Women should try dis on legs. Uncle will even help!
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3 months ago

1. After shaving, scrub down with yer favorite flavor. Don't eat it numbskull!
2. I'll take a coupla pounds pleeze. Thenk Ewe.
3. This is the Fred Flinstone calibration. You should see the porcine entity dis was
taken from!
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3 months ago

1. Even Baby Jesus recognizes the diverse usefullness of the food.
2. Yes, you heard me Doc. Kees my stinkbutt and pass da platter.
3. Laura will lub dis. We stole dis idear from or Gay acquaintances.
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3 months ago

1. Opposing views. Meanwhile, Uncle Nash is glomming up the evidence in question.
2. True dis. Although from what I hear, the Chinese would beg to differ.
3. Ohhhhhhhh YEAH!
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3 months ago

1. There's ALMOST enough to go around, 'nother 4-5 inches will do it.
2. Yikes! We're beggin' ya!
3. For Laura, Equa, Brick, Nate, Greek and all my friends who dig a "Kiss O da Hops!" I invented this just for you. Uncle Nash has yer back - er - stomach!
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3 months ago

1. Bandy the Seminole Cat doin' good work.
2. I'm irrevocably hooked! How 'bout you? Tell the truth!
3. Kitteh still learnin'.
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1. And don't care neither!
2. Well, I hasta guard my plate dontcherknow!
3. Dis will be for lunch, so be ready!
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3 months ago

1. Just added this to my Axe collection. You like?
2. Ronnie likes to kid around. AND he uses the grease for hair tonic.
3. This was Uncle Nash as a laddie. I was fast about it too!
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1. Num NUM! Piping hot too! The eggs are on the bottom.
2. It does have fuel like properties. I has seed it.
3. It's planting time again. I have set aside a 4' x 4' plot for dis.
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1. I have dis in the bathroom now. It's popular letmetellya!
2. Who wantsa nibble or 17?
3. Dos and Don'ts.
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3 months ago

1. Yep. That's my order alright. What's took you so long?
2. Now get out of the way with yer dang sprouts, so we can manufacture mo Bacon!
3. I'm not depressed, now that we have our beast rations in front of us. How 'bout you?
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3 months ago

This thread makes me really hungry.
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Best thread ever. I'm inclined to pin it.
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FSULaura said...
Best thread ever. I'm inclined to pin it.

If you do that, it'll prolly grow some mo. We'll haveTa find new ways to cook mo ...... you guessed it! BACON!
Meanwhile to quench yer thirst and set the munchies marchin', have a sip.

This post was edited by Nashnole on 3/12/2013 at 5:06 PM
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