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Well, I ain't askeered at all. If it's time for me to head up there, or down there and start an argument with the head Keymaster, then let's get tore in. See, I been reading some pretty cockamamie theories of how our planet is going to extinct us. Well, there are some dumb things people will believe. I've been doing my usual due diligence, and Bandy the Seminole Cat has canvassed her circle of acquaintances for their take on this, cause as everyone knows, animals are much smarter than humanoids when it comes to natural disasters. I mean people will chase tornadoes, I've done it myself like an idiot, and a hurricane to an east coast surfer is just a chance to finally get a decent wave. Done that too at the North Jetties in the Nassau Sound. Idiots. So, after careful consideration and calibration of the stars; as well as the sacrifice of some French Toast and Bacon, to whit:
I actually now have it on poor authority, that the planets will align just so in the cosmos, creating ginormous gravitational pressure on the myriad representatives of our bovine population. This will engender an unconscionable squeezing their innards, so hard they will all simultaneously emit massive flatulence, which will become lit by flares from the largest sun-spot ever recorded. This will cause all the waters of our planet to boil, thus scalding our nasal passages as well as all other orifices, and we'll saute' to death. The time of the Cock-Roaches is at last at hand. Nothing we can do will avail us in this our grievous time of dire need. The pale Goat is on the horizon. Prepare for the final Humaggedon. Life as you know it is just about over.
This post was edited by atgreek 19 months ago
My daughter had something to say about this. As you can see, she has not fallen far from the tree.
Nash is smooth and eloquent in a Southern way. My brood just cuts to the chase, but isn't as humorous.
"Dumb with a capital stupid." I like that.
I love it! It's the rock in the face approach. Works every time!
Y2K was gonna git us too! Almost got my car, as the rush to buy all the milk and crackers at the store, created gridlock in the parking lot. My wife even filled all our bath tubs up with water just in case. I told her she could drink all of that, I would stick with 4 huge bottles of Diet A&W Root beer, and my 3 cases of Dasani. She was not amused.
This post was edited by Nashnole 19 months ago
How about that preacher that had people donate their entire life's savings so they could be ready for the apocalypse.
People were spending millions on billboards.
In two easy steps, YOU TOO, can donate to The Right Reverend Uncle Nash's "Nuke the Whales" fund. Heck, they've got plentyo oil, and lottsa meat parts. We can survive on them for a very long time, and won't need them to roam the seas anymore, as they'll all be cooked up jes right. Call 1-YOU-BEEN-HAD today! You'll feel really good about yourself at last!
Oh, and this is a fine example of "D", as in 3-DDD's. It WILL be on the final exam.
Christina Hendricks? She has to be bigger than that, although I guess if she's a 36 or 38 band it would be right.
Nash is focused today, lol.
The Tale of the Tape sez:
I'm on my way to personally verify. Back in an hour or so .... depends on whether or not she'll hold still.
That would make sense. I don't know how she lives with those things.
Nash and I could live with those things, easily.
What ever do you mean?
I can't be totally sure, but I believe they're like Camel humps. They're made for storing liquids and food in times of drought and famine. See, you just pucker up and get some nourishment. Works great!
Give it a shot. Strap on some costume replica and wear it 24/7 for a week.
Ummm, I must not have communicated right.
I didn't mean attached to me, but to my better half.
I know what you meant.
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