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I think I'm going with Michael Moore. I'm not sure he even believes what he produces. I think it's all to hit an emotional response at the box office. I don't think you could put me in a room with him and expect me not to pull his uterus out of his mouth.
3-2-1 TOUCHDOWN FSU
Damn good answer there.
Asshat who did the Colorado movie massacre? Umm.. Jerry Sandusky?
Nah.. I'd probably use it on a world leader who is awful to his people and indirectly kills... North Korea guy, or Mugabe?
I think this is one of those questions you stay far, far away from.
The poster formerly known as 31-7. Understood by few, known by many, loved by all.
Speak for yourself.
I always feel loved when FDLE touches base with my parole officer and psychiatrist.
GO NOLES! / SCALP EM!
Trying to keep good karma rolling.
Who's driving the plane? Where would the crash take place?
Folks like sandusky and anthony deserve much worse than being summarily obliterated by a plane.
I don't want the FBI or secret service on my case
FSU -->----->> The Unconquered Uprising
Well, of course the plane would come AFTER our failed attempts to re-animate them... as they would have died numerous times from the excruciating pain of multiple ingenious torture techniques.
/There guys aren't worth torture. If you really want to make them pay, put them in a white room... strap every inch of them down, tube feed them, cut their tongue out, so they can't chew it off and choke themselves to death.... and keep them alive for as long as possible... with ZERO stimulation.
Empty room for life.
I'd call that torture
While wearing Florida Gator gear.
It's a drone.
Nash is driving, so make sure it's okay if it takes out other targets in the vicinity by mistake.
Sandusky doesn't need torture from us. He just needs to be released into the prison's general population. Justice has a way of finding its course.
I realize the initial criteria calls for only a single target. I'd head for the District of Columbia, and give a nice big kiss to our esteamed (pun intended) gubmint. I will then be duly elected by unanimous acclaim King of All, and will immediately be given the keys to the treasury.
The Greekster will be appointed to the cabinet in the post of Head of the Joints Chiefs of Staff, and will mete out punishment in the form of public floggings, and/or fines, and/or nekkid dunking in ice water. He will be directed to kill any country that don't pay us max tribute in the form of oil and honey.
Laura will be brought back from the ice-planet Hoth to serve as the Attorney General. She will treat everyone equally (badly), except for the gators of hogtown, who will all be sent to a desert island where a volcano erupts every 17 minutes. Any transgression will be dealt with harshly, and all your material wealth will be confiscated and ticketed to add 45,000 seats to Bobby Bowden Field at Doak S. Campbell Stadium.
Brick = In charge of Commerce, and will be the master of coin.
Liberty = In charge of all things anent the animal kingdom, and provides meat for us.
The Doak = In charge of the improvements to: The Doak, never-ending TP.
Jay = In charge of all beverage licenses both adult and otherwise. Chief Taste Tester.
Equanole = in charge of Tacos and litter disposal.
Nole Fan 1 = in charge of almost all sporting events, raking rhino for the white hoose.
SteveIsTall = in charge of gambling and all leisure activities.
Coach T = in charge of the letter "T", and the judging of all cheerleaders.
Nate = in charge of baseball, and hot diggity dawgs quality control.
nolesfan73 = in charge of the library of congress and "stories".
FsuFanForever = in charge of insulting and ridiculing our opponents.
All the rest will be given some money and a chicken.
Further cabinet appointments will be made on the basis of who brings me the most amount of, and the most creative method of preparing and presenting bacon.
Now stand to! You WILL be called!
Tough call between Kobe Bryant, Jason Terry, Joakim Noah or Will Muschamp.
I dutifully accept.
Substitute LeQueen for Kobe.
Bad umpires, or other A holes who think they dictate "gator country".
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