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girlfriend, a UF student, just sent me this.
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Now that is classic...thanks for sharing. Gator football moving to Powderpuff and on a roll:).
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ffnole said...
Now that is classic...thanks for sharing. Gator football moving to Powderpuff and on a roll:).

classic!
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BTW girls named Sarah are usually pretty badass in my experience even if they are gators.
Do you mind if I run with this a bit?
Would be funny if it went hypoviral and we could taunt the gators by asking them "Where Sarah will be lining up for them this year"
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"Where Sarah will be lining up for them this year"

Tight end
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15 months ago

healthguyfsu said...
BTW girls named Sarah are usually pretty badass in my experience even if they are gators.
Do you mind if I run with this a bit?
Would be funny if it went hypoviral and we could taunt the gators by asking them "Where Sarah will be lining up for them this year"

They sure are haha. My wifes name is Sarah. 3 natural births with no drugs weighing only 115 lbs. Thats pretty bad ass! Shes a nole and a wolverine.

This post was edited by spearhead9399 on 2/16/2012 at 5:37 PM
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healthguyfsu said...
BTW girls named Sarah are usually pretty badass in my experience even if they are gators.
Do you mind if I run with this a bit?
Would be funny if it went hypoviral and we could taunt the gators by asking them "Where Sarah will be lining up for them this year"

No, I don't mind.

This post was edited by BTnole on 2/16/2012 at 5:42 PM
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Sounds like she is also a honey badger.....pretty bad ass!
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healthguyfsu said...
BTW girls named Sarah are usually pretty badass in my experience even if they are gators.
Do you mind if I run with this a bit?
Would be funny if it went hypoviral and we could taunt the gators by asking them "Where Sarah will be lining up for them this year"

Nvm

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Photoshop op, 2012 UF media guide:
*photo of Sarah with serial killer eyes and weird gator with pink bow
Deserve got nothing to do with it...
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MyNameIsMyName said...
Photoshop op, 2012 UF media guide:
*photo of Sarah with serial killer eyes and weird gator with pink bow

That poster is god awful lol...They gave them away at our spring game last year
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386gator said...
That poster is god awful lol...They gave them away at our spring game last year

I have no problem with you posting but dammit please get rid of the last guy in your sig who name I won't call its like throwing salt in the wound!!!! Thanks...
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Is your girlfriends name Helga by chance??
Kenny Powers: "A true champion will do whatever it takes to rise above. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies."
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I think we should flood their office with ridiculous questions about walking onto the team...I mean they just gave out a direct phone number.
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veritas46x2 said...
I think we should flood their office with ridiculous questions about walking onto the team...I mean they just gave out a direct phone number.

We should do that. Get everyone to call at a different time tomorrow.. all within an hour or so
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Agreed. I wonder what the best time would be.
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Tight end

Not for long if AC Leonard has anything to say about it.
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